Julio Andrade

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February 21, 2019 By Julio

You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Yes, Yes, without the oops! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!

Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. Checkmate… Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!

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Dev Chef

February 21, 2019 By Julio

Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. You really think you can fly that thing? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Life finds a way. Must go faster. You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Just my luck, no ice. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

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